Terrifying headlines has entered the music world, releasing a single for the song, salad not sod, and the general public has scince been heard chanting, humming, and shouting it’s contageous refrain: Salad not sod!… lettuce not lawns!…” All over North America, front lawns, back yards, even underused foodball fields are being turned from expensive symbols of unanimous helplessness into thriving stakeholds of resilience and independence. Grocery stores are quickly transforming into dancehalls, and the highways are being taken over by cyclists, stricken with freedom. The polarity has been reversed. We as a nation appear no longer to be slaves to corporate interest. We are well fed, we are rich, and we are sharing!
The economy is in “fractal relative bliss” the finacial wagon reported yesterday. “No one can control themselves! local is no longer an issue! Neighbourhoods are changed forever, everything is changed forever! Let Abundance Reign!”